El Patrick

So I'm almost in an auto accident thursday on my way to work. The Highway is elevated, and at one point I pass the Marquee for a Nudie Bar called "Cloud 9", and it reads:

ST PATRICKS DAY SPECIAL
FREE TACO BAR TILL 600


Lord all mighty.

Red Hot

Holee crap I love Frank's Red Hot.Heather O got me hooked on it back in the mid '90s. I got Jenn hooked soon after. Now i put it on all things humans can consume. I use it as a training tool for my dogs. I am collecting wrappers to get the free Frank's Red Hot Offical Dart Board. I started buying the smaller size so I could get it faster. Usually I get the medium size one. Heather O used to get the huge container from Sam's that had a pump attached to it. I was always jealous of that thing. I have a bottle at work, I have secretly stashed one at each of the in-laws houses, and I used to keep one in the car, specifically for use on Sonic's Cheddar Peppers, until I gained too much weight, as I was quitting smoking and eating enough cheddar peppers to choke a Rhino. I guess hgh cholesterol is preferable to black lungs, in which case I'm basically a solid.

sonogram crackers

Hey guess what? our kid is gonna be a boy. Jackson Wesley Powers Pretty cool. He'll be born late July/Early August. Pretty cool. I don't like it when fuckers babble about their kids so that is all you get. You'll have to read the timelife book when it comes out after he gets the death penalty.